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THE MYSTERY TEA MEME

THE RULES
1. Character 1 posts a comment including name/series/prefs/setup text (if desired).
2. Others reply, using RNG (1-23) to choose what kind of tea is being consumed.
3. ???
4. Profit. And fun.


GREEN TEA: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

EARL GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

LADY GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but lies.

STRAWBERRY TEA: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

MINT TEA: Causes a complete personality flip. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

LEMON TEA: Instead of flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality.

CHAI TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to dance, wherever you go.

OOLONG TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song. It might be a song you already know, or you might find you have a hidden talent for lyrics.

VANILLA TEA: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

CARAMEL TEA: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

CHAMOMILE TEA: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

DAFFODIL TEA: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

THYME TEA: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well! Adult drinkers of this tea will be de-aged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

DARJEELING TEA: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

BLACK TEA: Causes blindness.

DECAF TEA: Sleep, who needs sleep?

Comments

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Hmmmmmmmmm... ♦ [that is probably not the response illumi was looking for but that's what he gets after hisoka rolls around in bed for a minute more. when he reemerges from the sheets he streeeetches, as if having just finished some odd little exercise routine.]

Join me, Illumi. ♣ [if hisoka were human he might've done some cliché yet provocative pose to "persuade" illumi to join him, but all he's doing now is rolling on his back, looking about ready to fall asleep at any minute.]

Ah, and could you rub my belly? ♥ [a grin. is he even upset about this anymore. is he even trying.]

[steered]

[ it isn't the long hum but the following two lines out of hisoka's mouth that gives illumi his answer. ] Huh. You're really into this, Hisoka. [ well, not that it isn't too left field for hisoka to ask weird things but.

illumi takes a seat at the side of the bed but doesn't move in any further than that, opting instead to lightly pet hisoka's head with the tip of his fingers. he rubs once, and pulls away, also effectively ignoring his request. illumi's not really sure what to do with him- he is cute and all but he didn't exactly plan to babysit a fox today. idly, he takes hisoka's paw and squeezes it. ]